From Obamaphones to Obamacars to Obamagod

This post is to demonstrate the logical conclusion of previous demonstrations of the way things are going:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI&feature=related - people think Obama will pay for their gas and mortgage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAOwJvTOio - people thing Obama will give them phones and other things.

2008:

ROGULSKI: Why are you here?

WOMAN #1: To get some money.

ROGULSKI: What kind of money?

WOMAN #1: Obama money.

ROGULSKI: Where's it coming from?

WOMAN #1: Obama.

ROGULSKI: And where did Obama get it?

WOMAN #1: I don't know, his stash. I don't know. (laughter) I don't know where he got it from, but he givin' it to us, to help us.

WOMAN #2: And we love him.

WOMAN #1: We love him. That's why we voted for him!

WOMEN: (chanting) Obama! Obama! Obama! (laughing)

ROGULSKI: Did you get an application to fill out yet?

WOMAN: I sure did. And I filled it out, and I am waiting to see what the results are going to be.

ROGULSKI: Will you know today how much money you're getting?

WOMAN: No, I won't, but I'm waiting for a phone call.

ROGULSKI: Where's the money coming from?

WOMAN: I believe it's coming from the City of Detroit or the state.

ROGULSKI: Where did they get it from?

WOMAN: Some funds that was forgiven (sic) by Obama.

ROGULSKI: And where did Obama get the funds?

WOMAN: Obama getting the funds from... Ummm, I have no idea, to tell you the truth. He's the president.

ROGULSKI: In downtown Detroit, Ken Rogulski, WJR News.

 

2012

WOMAN: Obama!

ROGULSKI: You got an Obama phone?

WOMAN: (screaming) Yes! Everybody in Cleveland, low minorities, got Obama phone. Keep Obama in president, you know? He gave us a phone!

ROGULSKI: He gave you a phone?

WOMAN: He gonna do more!

ROGULSKI: How did he give you a phone?

WOMAN: You say you will vote for Obama, If you're... If you on food stamps, you on Social Security, you got low income, you disability...

ROGULSKI: Okay, what's wrong with Romney, again?

WOMAN: Romney, he sucks! Bad!

ROGULSKI: In downtown Dallas, Ken Rogulski, WJR News.

2013:

ROGULSKI: Why are you here?

WOMAN #1: To get some clothes

ROGULSKI: What kind of clothes?

WOMAN #1: Obama clothes.

ROGULSKI: Where are they coming from?

WOMAN #1: Obama.

ROGULSKI: And where did Obama get them?

WOMAN #1: I don't know, his stash. I don't know. (laughter) I don't know where he got it from, but he givin' it to us, to help us.

WOMAN #2: And we love him.

WOMAN #1: We love him. That's why we worship for him!

WOMEN: (chanting) Obama! Obama! Obama! (not laughing)

ROGULSKI: Did you get an application to fill out yet?

WOMAN: No need too, we just stand in this line and eventually Obama will give us some clothes if we say we love Obama. (chanting) Obama! Obama!

ROGULSKI: Are these clothes as nice as Michelles?

WOMAN: No, I doubt it, but I'm standing in this line cause I don't have a job and I'm cold.

ROGULSKI: Where's the clothes from?

WOMAN: I believe it's coming from the City of Detroit or the state.

ROGULSKI: Where did they get it from?

WOMAN: Michelle's Closet!

ROGULSKI: And where did Obama get the clothes?

WOMAN: I have no idea, He's the president. He can do whatever he wants.

ROGULSKI: In downtown Obamatown, Ken Rogulski, WJR News.

2016

WOMAN: Obama Car!

ROGULSKI: You got an Obama CAR?

WOMAN: (screaming) Yes! Everybody in Cleveland, low minorities, got Obama car. Keep Obama in president, you know? He gave us a phone!

ROGULSKI: He give you gas too?

WOMAN: He gonna do more! Obama Gas!

ROGULSKI: How did he give you a car?

WOMAN: You just see one you like on the street, Obama let you take it. If you're... If you on food stamps, you on Social Security, you got low income, you disability...cops look the other way.

ROGULSKI: Okay, what's wrong with Ryan, again?

WOMAN: Ryan, he sucks! Bad!

ROGULSKI: Who are these men taking me away? Help!


Woman: Tell them you like Obama!

2020

WOMAN: Obama food!

REPORTER: You got food from Obama?

WOMAN: (whispering) Yes! Everybody in Cleveland, low minorities, got Obama food. Say you will vote for Obama, he give you food.

REPORTER: He give you gas too?

WOMAN: He gonna do more! Obama Gas!

REPORTER: How did he give you a car?

WOMAN: You just live on the street, Obama let you take it. If you're... If you black, hispanic, or whatever.

REPORTER: That doesn't look like the car Obama drives.

WOMAN: Only supreme ruler Obama deserves nice car.

2023:

WOMAN: Obama God!

REPORTER: You think Obama is God?

WOMAN: Obama gives us everything, he must be.

REPORTER: How did he give you everything?

WOMAN: You just live put this mark on your hand or forehead (O with a wave line in it), and you get some bread and water once a day.

REPORTER: Can you buy anything else?

WOMAN: Don't need no money anymore. Obama, Obama!

REPORTER: What happens if you stop chanting Obama?

WOMAN: Don't wanna find out. (kneels down) Obama, Obama!